|NUMBER 9||THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS||JUNE 1, 1999|
THE FIGHT OF THE MILLENNIUM AND YOU CHOOSE WHO WINS!
Last night, at a scheduled press conference, Echowarrior and Killer Bot King Man announced that they would hold a match to see who would win when the star of WARendfeld’s Beast Wars: The Echowarrior Files fanfics, and his allies Ramblast and Duchess, were pitted against the godlike human/butterfly Fuzor of the World’s Worst Fanfic series, along with his lackeys, Ramulus and Killer Bot Queen Girl. Other fan-favorites will also take this opportunity to battle each other to the finish.
Echowarrior and Killer Bot King Man held a question and answer session after the conference. When asked why they decided to hold the match, Echowarrior stated, "Two reasons. One, I can't wait to kick this blatant ripoff's ass. And two, I want to prove once and for all that my puppy is not a fish sandwich." Duchess was unavailable for questioning, mainly because Rattrap had sneaked into the conference and was chasing the Andalite/Canine fusion who was in human morph at the time, wearing a skintight diving outfit.
The following details about the match-ups were released by Echowarrior's press office:
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