NUMBER 8 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS MAY 1, 1999  
         
 

Did Somebody Say Lawsuit?
"I mean, their portrayal of Grimace
was totally wrong."

 

 

Beachcomber Kills Fish,
Then Self

"Oh yeah, it was the best strawberry
preserves ah'd ever tasted."

 

 

WARendfeld Writes Season 4
"I AM FROM THE FUTURE AND
KNOW A LOT ABOUT PROGRAMMING!"

 

 

Rattrap's Toy Review
"I'll just put our friend the penis
next to Scattershot over here..."

 

 

Decepticons Begin
Conquest of the Galaxy

"That jerk Megatron has me working the register!"

 

 

How Cool is Inferno?
Is Inferno hiding in the bathroom
during every episode now?

 

 

The TransforMeter
What's Hot, What's Not

 

 

JunkScan TV Highlights
We talk TV so you don't have to watch it.

 

 

 

Comics 'n Stuffs
Intoxicating Fun

 

 
         
         
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