|NUMBER 8||THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS||MAY 1, 1999|
JunkScan TV Highlights
ABC 1:00PM - All Our Maximals. Will Silverbolt find out about Blackarchnia and Cheetor's love afair? And is Primal really carrying Tarantulas' baby?
NBC 7:30PM - Leave it to Echowarrior. An innocent, carefree Maximal from the future grows up in suburbia. Oh, and he knows a lot about history.
FOX 8:00PM - Cops in Autobot City. Red Alert and Prowl arrest a shirtless Ironhide for drug possession.
NICK 9:00PM - Happy eBays. A group of humans from the '50s tries to win Transformers auctions. "Last minute bidders! Aaaaaay!"
MTV 10:00PM - The Real World. Six average humans and one blue, flying Corvette live together. Editted for explicit content.
ANIMAL PLANET 11:00PM - Lord Chumley's Hunting Extravaganza. Watch Lord Chumley hunt down odd creatures in the Australian Outback...like the Australian, Outback.
FOX 11:30PM - Rampage's Movie Reviews. "Are those cheers and jeers you're feeling, movie makers?"
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