NUMBER 7 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS APRIL 1, 1999  
         
 

Rampage To Star In Romance Movie With Meg Ryan
"Oh, great, another stupid romantic chick flick..."

 

 

Online Peace Talks Successful
<WaltherLuvr> Prime? <BigSchlong69> o, sorry. :P

 

 

Beast Wars Moves to UPN
"I was talking with Cheetor online—he's so cool—and he just disappeared!"

 

 

Grimlock Kicks Butt,
But Needs New Strategy

No further questions were asked.

 

 

HE IS FROM THE FUTURE AND KNOWS LITTLE ABOUT MORALITY!!!
"'Rachel' alleges that the teenaged megalomaniac made 'comments about her loins.'"

 

 

JunkScan TV Highlights
We talk TV so you don't have to watch it.

 

 

 

Wheelie Reflects on Life in the Transformers Universe
"J is for Junkions, who think refuse is good!"

 

 

Comics 'n Stuffs
We Have a Winner!

 

 
         
         
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