NUMBER 7 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS APRIL 1, 1999  
         
 

HE IS FROM THE FUTURE AND KNOWS LITTLE ABOUT MORALITY!!!
by Quezovercoatl, Special to the WWNP

The troubled reign of Supreme God King President for Life of the Maximals (and dolphin-bat fuzor with the head of a thirteen year old boy), Echowarrior, was brought to a temporary halt by demands of impeachment and removal from office.

Spearheading this movement is "Rachel" (real name withheld to protect her identity), a human-alien fuzor with the tendency to turn into a male lion. "Rachel" alleges that the young Maximal leader and teenaged megalomaniac made "comments about her loins" in public, complimented her on her "figure", featured her in a work of fiction called "The Coming," and generally diminished her in the eyes of her peers and fellow Animorphs.

"This is sexual harrassment," contended Rachel, "and I don't have to take it."

After this stunning pronouncement, others have also come forth to accuse Echowarrior of impropriety while in office. A Maximal demolitions expert who would only be identified as "Ehhhh, call me dat Rat guy," confessed that early on in his career he was forced to engage in "degrading acts" with the Predacon scientist Tarantulas (cf. "Coming of the Fuzors, Revised") at the behest of Echowarrior. As well, rumors abound that Maximal reconnaisance expert Airrazor is planning a similar announcement sometime next week.

The self-professed Maximal-From-The-Future-Who-Knows-A-Lot-About-History has refused to appear in public following Rachel's announcement; however, his spokesman Ramblast was quoted as saying, "Mr. Echowarrior is aware that he did a grave wrong, and he's very, very sorry for what he did." When asked about allegations that Ramblast himself was subject to inappropriate touching or groping by Echowarrior in the act of pulling his trigger (cf. Megatron's Revenge), Ramblast declined to comment.

Editor's Note: The picture of Echowarrior used in this and the last issue of the WWNP was drawn by SwiftEagle and colored by Walky.

 
         
         
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