|NUMBER 7||THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS||APRIL 1, 1999|
Wheelie Reflects on Life in the Transformers Universe
While reminiscing about the old days, I thought of this rhyme. I hope when you read it you have a good time!
A is for Axalon, where the Maximals stayed,
B is for Blackarachnia, who had Silverbolt spayed.
C is for Cheetor, you know he likes pie,
D is for Dinobot, the tragic hero guy.
E is for Echowarrior, who has great aim in turn,
F is for fire that Inferno likes to BUUUUUURN!!!
G is for Groove, he was a protector,
H is for Hooks, who has a Subsector!
I is for Iacon, that's the Autobots' hood,
J is for Junkions, who think refuse is good!
K is for Kranix, that one guy in the movie,
L is for Lithone, the planet crunchy and chewy!
M is for Maximals, they have cool beast skin,
N is for never (are the Decepticons gonna win!)
O is for Optimus, legendary and heroic,
P is for Primal, he really likes to "Blow It!"
Q is for Quickstrike, whose speech is a jest,
R is for Rap, the music Jazz likes best.
S is for Silverbolt, who always is pure.
T is for Tracks, whose sexuality is unsure.
U is for Unicron, it pleases him to be the first,
V is for villains, the Quints are the worst.
W is for Waspinator, who is loved by all of us,
X is for Xaaron, who lived a warrior ans died to an Primus.
Y is for "Yesss...", Megs says to his handy friend,
Z is for "Zowwy!" and "Kablam!" it's the end.
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