|NUMBER 7||THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS||APRIL 1, 1999|
Online Peace Talks Successful
Last Saturday night, faction leaders Optimus Prime and Megatron engaged in peace talks privately on IRC. The World's Worst Newspaper has secretly obtained a log of these talks.
*** BigSchlong69 enters the channel
*** WaltherLuvr enters the channel
<BigSchlong69> o, sorry. :P
*** BigSchlong69 is now known as Primanator^
<Primanator^> What's up?
<WaltherLuvr> Not much...
* WaltherLuvr sighs.
<Primanator^> How is Starscream's foot?
<Primanator^> BTW, are u gonna sign that peace treaty?
* WaltherLuvr doesn't feel like it.
<Primanator^> Ok...geeze...don't have to screm at me.
<Primanator^> Scream even...
<Primanator^> Sorry, got a msg from a human woman.
<WaltherLuvr> kewl, did she wanna cyber?
<Primanator^> nah, she wants us off her planet. Yeah, sure...
<Primanator^> Will u at least agree to a cease-fire?
<Primanator^> WOO HOO!
* Primanator^ is feeling diplomatic
<WaltherLuvr> Can I go? I wanna go to #teensex
<Primanator^> u dog u! :D
*** WaltherLuvr has left the room (quote: Pull my trigger.)
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