NUMBER 7 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS APRIL 1, 1999  
         
 

Online Peace Talks Successful

Last Saturday night, faction leaders Optimus Prime and Megatron engaged in peace talks privately on IRC. The World's Worst Newspaper has secretly obtained a log of these talks.

*** BigSchlong69 enters the channel

*** WaltherLuvr enters the channel

<WaltherLuvr> Prime?

<BigSchlong69> o, sorry. :P

*** BigSchlong69 is now known as Primanator^

<WaltherLuvr> Hehe

<Primanator^> What's up?

<WaltherLuvr> Not much...

* WaltherLuvr sighs.

<Primanator^> How is Starscream's foot?

<WaltherLuvr> LOL!

<Primanator^> BTW, are u gonna sign that peace treaty?

<WaltherLuvr> No.

<Primanator^> :P

* WaltherLuvr doesn't feel like it.

<Primanator^> Awwww...please?

<WaltherLuvr> NO!!!

<Primanator^> Ok...geeze...don't have to screm at me.

<WaltherLuvr> Screm?

<Primanator^> Scream even...

<WaltherLuvr> Heh

<Primanator^> a/s/l?

<WaltherLuvr> 11,000,000/m/Charr

<WaltherLuvr> So...

<WaltherLuvr> Hello?

<Primanator^> Sorry, got a msg from a human woman.

<WaltherLuvr> kewl, did she wanna cyber?

<Primanator^> nah, she wants us off her planet. Yeah, sure...

<WaltherLuvr> ROFL!

<Primanator^> Will u at least agree to a cease-fire?

<WaltherLuvr> k

<Primanator^> WOO HOO!

* Primanator^ is feeling diplomatic

<WaltherLuvr> Can I go? I wanna go to #teensex

<Primanator^> u dog u! :D

<WaltherLuvr> Bye!

<Primanator^> BYE!!!

*** WaltherLuvr has left the room (quote: Pull my trigger.)

 
         
         
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