NUMBER 7 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS APRIL 1, 1999  
         
 

Grimlock Kicks Butt, But Needs New Strategy

"Me Grimlock need new strategy," Grimlock announced at a press conference earlier today, following the defeat of Unicron. "Me Grimlock kick butt, but me Grimlock need new strategy."

Grimlock also announced that, "Me Grimlock kick butt."

When reporters asked the Dinobot leader what new strategies Grimlock may be considering, Grimlock stood for a while, deep in thought. "Me Grimlock could bash brains!" he replied.

No further questions were asked. It is rumored that Grimlock is now at a secret retreat being trained by several professionals and finding a new strategy. Brain bashings have not been confirmed.

"Him Grimlock need new strategy," fellow Dinobot Snarl stated. "Him Grimlock kick butt. Him Grimlock bash brains." The other Dinobots could not be reached for comment.

 
         
         
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