NUMBER 5 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS JANUARY 1, 1999  
         
 

New Leader for the Maximals
"I pity the fool who tries to erase the human race from time!"

 

 

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker Find Their Real Parents
"You're hot! How would you like to service my laundromat?"

 

 

ELECTRICITY FRIES BOY: "Oh well," says dad
"I tried clubbing him with a metal beam, but
nothing was working."

 

 

Restaurant Closed Due to Health Violations
"I'm tellin' ya mate, this is a ripe diggity do!"

 

 

Transformers Universe Entries Reveal They are All the Same Guy
"How dare they say that I smell?"

 

 

Opinion Poll
If you could be a tree,
what tree would you be?

 

 

Comics 'n Stuffs
Special New Year's YTV Edition!!!

 

 
         
         
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