NUMBER 5 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS JANUARY 1, 1999  
         
 

If you could be a tree, what tree would you be?

Kup: I wouldn't be a tree, I'd be a dandelion...short, bent, and soft. Wait, that's little Kup...

Tracks: Apple...I'm positively fruity!

Wheelie: An evergreen, because they live much longer than they deserve to.

Terrorsaur: A giant redwood, since they are the mightiest of all trees! Hey, what are you laughing at?

Blackarachnia: A bitch...I mean birch!

Rattrap: I'd be a stick of old, rotting chedder because I smell and...wait...did you say tree or cheese?

Rumble: Hey, I've been a tree, and it ain't that great.

Primal: An oak...tall and hard...oh baby.

 
         
         
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