NUMBER 3 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS OCTOBER 1, 1998  
         
 

Finkleburg Releases Autobiography
"Elvis and I jammed all night long . . . He says I play a mean guitar."

 

 

A Galvatron with Feelings
"Hey, you, what are you doing with that? BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

 

Bashful Bludgeon Battles Baldness
"They are a magnificent sight...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

 

 

Tracks's Movie Review
"It is interesting to note that every one of the actors in the movie is male."

 

 

Opinion Poll
How about those Headmasters?

 

 

Comics
Enter the Ech

 

 
         
         
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