NUMBER 3 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS OCTOBER 1, 1998  
         
 

Tracks's Movie Review

Hello ladies and gentlemen...well, the gentlemen at least. *wink* Tracks here, reviewing for you the wonderful new movie, "Shaving Primal's Privates."

"Shaving" features incredibly realistic war scenes, the best I have ever seen. We're talking incapacitated bots with their...sweet, sweet vital fluids, dripping down over their rigid grill structures in a state of total...*AHEM*...anyway, the best aspects of the movie are the wonderful actors who participated in this delightful flick.

It is interesting to note that every one of the actors in the movie is male. That's right my fellow bots, thousands of men running around, their gear boxes flapping in the wind as they fire their powerful weapons at the enemy, who are hopeless to resist as they prepare to be dominated by their charging opponents. This one's a keeper, my friends. A 69 out of 10!

 
         
         
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