NUMBER 2 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS SEPTEMBER 1, 1998  
         
 

Megatron Arrested on
Armed Robbery Charge

"I just can't keep it up!"

 

Reflector Tops Charts
with "Mmm-Bot!"

"We thought we were destined to walk around saying the same things at the same time," said all three guys at the same time.

 

Daytime Talk Show Announces New Video Release
"Yo, you think you all that, bitch? What's these? What's THESE?! I gots da skills!"

 

Tracks's Toy Review
"I will now move on to my favorite part of the toy: the gun mode."

 

Opinion Poll
Should abortion be legal?

 

 

Comics
Or "We're Not Photographers"

 

 
         
         
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