|NUMBER 2||THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS||SEPTEMBER 1, 1998|
Reflector Tops Charts with "Mmm-Bot!"
Autobot strategists are hard pressed to counteract the Decepticon's latest publicity drive, which is sweeping Cybertronian pop-culture. With their hit single "Mmm-Bot!" topping the
"We thought we were destined to walk around saying the same things at the same time," said all three guys at the same time in a recent interview, "but we realized that that problem could be turned to our advantage." The three Decepticons, whom Megatron simply refers to as "you", "you", and "you with the round thingy" approached Megatron with their plan to become the next Cyber-teen idols. Following is an excerpt from their unauthorized biography, entitled "We Even Excrete Together," that recounts that historic moment:
From that historic first moment, the new band seemed destined for greatness. Today, Reflecto-mania is going strong, and nary a Cybertronian seems capable of ceasing to chant "Mmm-Bot!" over and over and over throughout their daily activities. In fact, it almost seems like an epidemic. It must be stopped, no matter the cost. Mmm-Bot!
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