NUMBER 10 THERE'S NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS JULY 1, 1999  
         
 

Jointron Brothers, Springer,
and Arcee Circus
to Open Next Month

"It doesn't get much better than this!"

 

 

World's Worst Newspaper
in Trouble Again

"I mean, these pumpkin-headed
freaks aren't even cute."

 

 

What I Did During My Summer Vacation
"
I had to murder a lot of people too."

 

 

Kup to Renew Vows
With Frito Corn Chip

"But I rant. Oh, yes...I rant."

 

 

The World's Worst Trivia Contest
How much useless crap about our fanfics do YOU know?

 

 

 

JunkScan TV Highlights
Our shows will never feature
retards yelling "Beasties!"

 

 

Comics 'n Stuffs
*Urp* More leftovers from
the back of the fridge.

 

 
         
         
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