Blot
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Garbage Disposal
First WWFF Appearance: Blaster's Big Blowout

"You said there'd be garbage here!"

Profile: If it is true that you are what you eat, then Blot is a pile of sludge. He enjoys nothing more than to eat the waste of others, which disgusts his allies and enemies alike. Furthermore, he is repulsed by food that others would find normal. If given the choice between lobster and raw sewage, he will always choose the latter...unless said lobster has been dead and rotting for a few months.

Abilities: Blot's ability to gross other bots out is a force to be reckoned with. This meched out creature...I mean...*cough* Although Blot isn't particularly good at anything else, he has shown at least minimal intelligence and competence, especially when compared with other Decepticons.

Weaknesses: Blot's main weakness is that his alternate mode doesn't look like anything. "What the hell is this supposed to be?" is a common reaction to his toy. This is usually followed by "I can't BELIEVE I paid $5 for this thing" and "Crap, I think I just broke his head off." In addition, his affinity for garbage is sometimes taken advantage of; Autobots like to toss him an empty can and attack the other Decepticons while he's chomping away on it.

    
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