The World's Worst Drinking Game
by Picard42 and PerceptorTFWW

 

Drink of choice: Lemonade

2 drinks every time Dinobot discusses his rigid grill structure

3 drinks every time someone else discusses Dinobot's rigid grill structure

4 drinks every time someone else discusses their own rigid grill structure

1 drink every time Cheetor says "I like pie"

2 drinks every time someone else says "I like pie"

1 drink every time someone tells Primal to get offa them

2 drinks every time someone tells someone other than Primal to get offa them

3 drinks every time Primal tells someone to get offa him

2 drinks every time Wheelie curses or says something sexual

3 drinks every time Wheelie says something without rhyming

2 drinks every time the Maximals finally leave Earth

2 drinks if the BW and G1 characters are together without explanation

1 drink every time someone says "Shut up, you"

2 drinks if it's someone who isn't a normal TF character

2 drinks every time Polar Claw uses his cyberbat

3 drinks every time PC uses his cyberbat on someone rediculous for him to use it on, like Unicron or Trypticon

1 drink every time the Maximals or Predacons find a stasis pod (1 for each pod)

2 drinks every time the Autobots or Decepticons find a stasis pod (2 for each pod)

2 drinks for every time someone says "hungry" TALK FOR YOU!

3 drinks for every time someone says a variation of "hungry" TALK FOR YOU!

2 drinks every time someone says "ans died to an hero" or a variation

1 drink every time Rodimus makes a bad leadership move

2 drinks every time Kup acts old

3 drinks every time there's a song outside of a musical

4 drinks every time there's an entire fic without any BW characters in it at all

3 drinks every time a character exclusively from the comics appears

1 drink every time a character talks to the narrator

2 drinks every time a character talks to him/herself

1 drink every time Tarantulas, Rhinox, or Wheeljack builds a machine

2 drinks anybody else builds a machine

3 drinks every time Waspinator builds a machine

2 drinks every time there's some kind of wave or vortex

1 drink everytime there is a caption next to someone's name like: Kup <the old one>

1 drink every time an ATTer appears

2 drinks if it's Rob Jung, Raksha, MSipher, Walky, Hooks, or Picard42

3 drinks if it's WARendfeld or MG-Dinobot (unless the whole fic is about them)

4 drinks if it's somebody nobody remembers anymore

1 drink every time Terrorclaw says something that's not in homey talk

1 drink every time Air Hammer speaks English correctly

1 drink every time Air Hammer adds san to someone's name

1 drink every time Waspinator says a variation of "Catbot cannot fly"

1 drink every time Waspinator doesn't pronounce his "S"es as "Z"s

2 drinks every time the cyberbee, the cyberbat, Quickstrike's snake head, or Megatron's, head hand talk

1 drink every time there's a sex joke without homosexual undertones

1 drink if there's a homosexual sex joke that doesn't involve Primal, Tracks, or Sky Lynx

1 drink every time someone says a variation of "That's just Prime!"

1 drink every time Cheetor says ultra gear

2 drinks every time someone else says ultra gear

1 drink every time Silverbolt says something is not pure

1 drink every time Silverbolt says that he IS pure

1 drink every time Sky Lynx declares himself to be superior

1 drink every time Grimlock speaks like an English professor

1 drink every time someone says a variation of "Me Grimlock love Kup's war stories"

1 drink every time Blackarachnia is misspelled

2 drinks every time someone else's name is misspelled

1 drink every time Optimus Prime says "No matter the cost!" followed by a voice saying "Not now!"

4 drinks every time Optimus Prime says "No matter the cost!" and is not followed by a voice saying "Not now!"

1 drink every time Starscream says "I AM NOT GAY!"

1 drink every time Starscream unknowingly uses sexual innuendo

2 drinks every time Starscream performs a psuedo-sexual act

1 drink every time Rhinox goes *SPLURCH*

1 drink every time Cheetor calls Primal "Big Bot"

2 drinks every time Cheetor calls someone else "Big" something

1 drink when Echowarrior tells the future

2 drinks when Killer King Bot Man appears

4 drinks every time Killer Bot King Man appears outside of a fic written solely by Walky

1 drink every time someone says "Slag"

2 drinks every time someone says "Slag" and Slag says "What?"

2 drinks every time BW Scorponok dies

3 drinks if it was because everybody fired at him at once

4 drinks if it was the last gag in the fic

2 drinks every time BW Megatron makes a poker reference

2 drinks if he had no idea what he was talking about when he made it

3 drinks every time Joey Lawrence says "Wo!"

2 drinks every time Primal says "Blow it!"

3 drinks every time someone else says "Blow it!"

4 drinks every time someone who's not a Transformer says "Blow it!"

5 drinks if it was the last gag in the fic

1 drink every time Echowarrior orders lemonade

2 drinks every time others laugh at him for it

2 drinks every time whatever comes out of a stasis pod is a bad stereotype

2 drinks every time a new form of an existing character is introduced

3 drinks if it was the sole reason the fic was written

1 drink every time Megatron says "Yessss..." more than once in the same sentence

2 drinks every time Megatron says "NOOOOOOOOO! Yessss..."

3 drinks every time someone is killed a la Antagony in WARendfeld's fic

4 drinks if it's WARendfeld/Echowarrior

2 drinks every time Echowarrior dies through other means

1 drink every time Godbot appears

2 drinks every time Megatron tells someone not to say something, followed by "Yes, my queen!"

1 drink every time Terrorsaur tries to take command

1 drink every time G1 Megatron has a conversation with a statue

1 drink every time a character commits suicide

2 drinks every time Terrorsaur removes a "flaming anul probe"

2 drinks every time an executive appears (like from Hasbro or Takara)

2 drinks every time Tigatron and Airazor declare their love for each other

3 drinks every time BA and Silverbolt declare their love for each other

1 drink every time Dinobot talks about honor

2 drinks every time Silverbolt talks about honor

4 drinks every time someone else talks about honor

3 drinks every time Silverbolt does or says something dirty

2 drinks every time someone says a variation of "A little something called PROGRESS!"

1 drink every time Shockwave speaks like a computer

7 drinks every time Reflector says anything at all

2 drinks every time Primal says a variation of "And let it be called Beast Wars!"

3 drinks every time someone else says a variation of "And let it be called Beast Wars!"

1 drink every time a chapter has a really bad name (not the fic, a chapter of it)

2 drinks every time Rattrap is the butt of a joke and not the straight man

1 drink every time Quickstrike says "Sugarbot"

1 drink every time someone other than Blackarachnia responds to it

1 drink every time Tarantulas' psychic link to BA is mentioned

1 drink every time Buzz Saw speaks

1 drink if nobody knows who he is

2 drinks every time someone defects without the use of the cyberbat

1 drink very time Unicron appears

2 drinks if it's an obvious easy out because I couldn't think of an ending

1 drink every time Unicron says "Then it pleases me to be the first"

1 drink every time Inferno says "BUUUUURN" followed by "Character X burns"

2 drinks if it's Stan Bush

1 drink every time someone sings The Touch or a variation

2 drinks every time The Touch, Dare, or Dare to Be Stupid is parodied

2 drinks every time someone mentions Brawn's shoulder

3 drinks if it's because he got hit there

4 drinks if he dies because of it

1 drink every time Prime kills a computer simulation

2 drinks if he kills himself because of it

3 drinks if he kills himself in a way other than shooting himself in the head

2 drinks every time someone plays an Earth sport outside of the football fic

3 drinks if the Dinobots are the ones playing it

2 drinks every time Wheelie dies

2 drinks every time a GI Joe character appears or is mentioned

3 drinks every time a Star Trek character appears or is mentioned

2 drinks every time there is a ___master that never existed (like crotchmaster or elbowmaster) mentioned

1 drink every time a non-Beast Wars character is referred to as a Transmetal

1 drink every time Unicron makes a prank call

1 drink every time Nightbeat uses his detective skills

2 drinks if there is no reason to at the moment

1 drink every time Rhinox's fart alters reality or characters' perception of reality

1 drink every time everybody but some random character does something

1 drink every time Quickstrike says howdy

2 drinks every time Quickstrike says something other than howdy

1 drink every time Runabout and Runamuck act like Beavis and Butthead

1 drink every time Ultra Magnus says "I can't deal with that now!"

2 drinks if what UM can't deal with should be concerning him greatly

1 drink every time someone blows Prime's head off in BW's time frame

1 drink every time World's Worst Fanfic or WWFF is mentioned within a WWFF

1 drink every time Galvatron says "BWAAA!"

2 drinks every time a BW2 character appears

4 drinks every time an animation error occurs

2 drinks every time Optimus Prime says "Pilgrim"

1 drink every time a generic character is given a name (such as "Drunken Penny Marshall")

1 drink every time Warpath's Teret's Syrome kicks in (WAM! BAM! KAZOWY!)

1 drink every time a Thundercats reference is made



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