Alt.Armies.Cybertronian

by Picard42
With a lot of help from: TMWalky, LV, Trix, Hooks, and Hydra


Optimus Prime:

Hello fellow Cybertronians, Autobot and Decepticon! To take our minds
off of the war, I've started this newsgroup. Discuss anything you
want. Enjoy!

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Sky Lynx:

Hello, I am Sky Lynx Jung, but you can call me God, or Sky Lynx if you
wish. I am superior to all of you. Just wanted you to know!

-- Sky Lynx
B-)
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Soundwave:

Decepticons superior. Autobots inferior. I like snakes.

The plumed cassette strikes
The plumed cassette soars

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Megatron:

I agree.

Megatron33@Charr.com
"Unyielding fury and rage have no LIVING opposition."
Come visit my web page at:
http://members.aol.com/Megatron33/Transformers.html
See you all at Killcon 98!!!!

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MWheeljack:

Squishy variation list...

M"My ears run on two AA bateries"Wheeljack

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PDilloscream:

Guess what everybody! I saw an ad in CosmoBotitan, and...Terrorsaur is
alive!!! It must be true because I say so!

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UltraNixtr:

Detonating three quarters of the ship was murder.

QUOTING: They had to detonate three-quarters of the ship to escape.
RESPONSE: Detonating three-quarters of the ship was murder.

"I am a jelly doughnut" - Alpha Trion

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Rattrap42:

Eh...BONK!

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Rattrap42
"Polish my purple headed pole..." - some squishy
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LiquidDinobot:

Oh. Bonk. Great....vermin...

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RhinoxWillis/TMRhiny

Heh, good one Dinobot, but let's all get along! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D Oh, and I

farted.

--Rhinox Willis
aka TMRhiny on #Maximal TFnet "Wii gii!!"
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3548/tf.html
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Brawn: "I'm INVINCIBLE!!!!"
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"Good work, Nightbeat, but perhaps cutting it a tad close?" --Siren
"Isn't that what makes it all worthwhile?" --Nightbeat
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Galveydo:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I hate us all! If you still like our race, you must be immature losers.
you should grow up and stop flamming me. ADAM-Galveydo

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Swindle:

FS: C8 American President, brain missing, sticker wear near crotch,

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JBlasterX:

Blaster: So Mr. Witwicky, what other volcanoes have you lived on?
Spike: I lived in Mt. Pinatubo for a while, then moved to St.Hillary
Blaster: I see. Any spoilers to tell us?
Spike: Yeah, in three hundred years, some Maximals and Predicons
will be stranded on a planet...

(X)
Oh my God!! They killed Scorponok!! The bastards!!!
http://members.aol.com/jhooksx/index.html
The coneheads are three of the four horsemen of Apocalpse. Elmo's the
fourth...
"Now tell me what you want, what you really really want--"
"Here's a hint--BOOM"

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PDilloscream:

You are an idiot Blaster! I will DESTROY YOU!!! And Terrorsaur is
alive!!!!!

Welcome to My World!:
http://users.aol.com/pdilloscream
Home of The Traitor Skyfire Adventures, Beast Wars Interactive, First
Contact, the Unofficial Empire Strikes Back Review, and So Much More, I
Couldn't Cram it Onto One Server!

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Microcracker:

Starscream, you are not good.

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PDilloscream:

> Starscream, you are not good.
I surrender! You have won with your mob mentality! Bye forever!

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Swindle:

Come to HTTP://WWW.FEMBOTS.COM/NUDE/ for an exclusive picture of Arcee
and Elita One doing it!!!

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Qweelie:

Flame find, look behind! you all suck, and out of luck. i am beyond
troll, i ruuullle

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Tengutulas:

Visit my web site for exclusive pictures of my new mold!!!

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Brawn:

I AM NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mirage Kern:

I found this vintage energon carvings. How much are they worth?

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Mirage Kern
AKA Miragecle
mkern2@idt.net
Homepage: http://idt.net/~dkern2
Visit The Shrine to Blackarachnia!: http://idt.net/~mkern2/Blackarachnia

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Rewind Dlin:

Yes, they are worth 20 Earth dollars each.

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Galveydo:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!



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